What do you hear? What do you smell? How does the ground feel beneath you?
What is the first thing you do? Try to remember what happened? Check for your wallet? Call out for help?
You discover you have no wallet, no cell phone, and no hair. It’s all gone, completely shaven clean. (You had a full head of hair last night.)
You get up and look around to discover three other similarly hairless people waking up around you. You don’t know them. They look as confused as you feel.
Write the dialogue that allows you to piece together what the hell happened last night.